Boob Jobs Equal Death

This is just one of those stories that makes you go, "Huh?" Women with breast implants commit suicide twice as often as women who don't have boobs jobs. It's one of those questions of such little moment that you wonder who approved the damned study in the first place. But, as the reporter carefully notes, maybe something else is afoot that's more worthy of study:

"One recent study found that women who received cosmetic breast implants were more likely to have a history of psychiatric hospitalization than those who underwent other types of plastic surgery."

Just as I'd always suspected.