Ban Goths!!!!

The Scotsman reports today that "Half of goths have tried suicide." The paper and the study they cite are clearly conflating actual suicide attempts and cutting, but whatever. If public health officials report it, then it must be the truth. So, let's ban the goths and Marilyn Manson and black clothes because public health officials--who know the human soul so much better than the rest of us!--will be able to link all of that with self-harm. Geez.